I Can Fly

LOL..!!!!!!!!

READ THIS AND DIE LAUGHING...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6620461.stm?ls

make sure you read the whole article...its so funny..some of the comments... he he he eh ..:)

posted by alice @ 8:57 PM 9 comments

Singapore -hospitals- drip and orkut

i know its a funny title...but thats what's happened in the last few wee2s...i have a story to tell..its not interesting but...here it goes...

my frst proper honeymoon was awesome...we stayed in Sentosa Island...it was so cool....i saw loads of Peacocks...a big fu****ing huge thing that looked like comodo dragon...and pinl dolphins.. :)

we both had an awesome relaxing time in Sentosa and then we moved to mainland and did lots and lots and lots of shopping...it was just perfect...and then the trouble began..the day we were to fly back to india in the evening ..i fell sick...we were meant to leave the hotel at 7 and at at 6.55 i told N that i cant travel...i aws sick and my tummy hurt so bad....
so we cancelled the flights at the last minute...booked the room for another night...changing flights was a chaos....

then i had to go to a Hospital ...i hate hospitals..they make me sick....i hate them...

i had some sorta stomach infection...so i got loads of medicines...

we came back next day...for some odd reason the meds made me really dizzy...so i stayed home and joined work a week later...

and first day in office i had to be taken to a stupid hospital again...i had really low BP it was 90/60

more medicines...more rest...then o joined work again and fell sick again...another stomach infection and this time i had to stay overnight in a fuc****ing hospital with a Fu**ing drip in my hand...4 drips and lots of tantrums later i came home and have been home since...i was so dehydrated that i have lots 1 cm flesh on my body..i have gone thin ina week...thats kinda good but my poor Husband who had to go thru all that and who had to look afetr me and tak all my tantrums...

he's awesome..and i must be really lucky to have him...i love him lots and he loves me even more.. :)

anyways so thats what's been happening...and yes,...orkutting..thats what i have been doing staying in bed all day...it's fun....actually its ok...its not great...

i m felling better now and should join work soon maybe tmrow???who knows..?

oh yes...i also finished watching Season 2 of oth lost and desperate housewives....
i m a big fan of lost now...i m desperately waiting for the season 3 DVD....its on my wish list..


so thats it..busy and weird...

posted by alice @ 3:09 PM 2 comments

i am in INDIA....

i wonder why people think i've moved to the UK...is it coz i married a british man????...maybe..

FYI...i am still in india and would be for next 3 yrs...he'll be here working for the india office for next 3 yrs..and then who knows where i'll be....UK..Boston..Singapore..Hongkong...it could be anywhere...

i had a really good holi with Nick and my Family....it was fun...

it was Apple's first holi..and i spoke to my Sis who told me Apple enjoyed it :)

i am flying to Singapore next weekend....plan to do a lot of shopping...clothes..camera..new mobile...laptop..bas..itna hi..

march mein bonus milega na... :)

oh..! did i tell you i have a list of things i want in this life before i die...N calls it the Impossible list. it goes something like this:

1. A real magic wand and a witch hat.
2. A glass elevator like the one Mr Wonca had in Charlie and the chocolate factory.
3. A mountain...yes i want to buy a mountain for me.
4. An island of my own..
5. a real Samurai sword...a sword that a real samurai used ...
6. a real Sushi knife that a sushi master uses...not the cheap fake ones
   
7. Samurai dress..with all the headgear and everything..
8. a fighter plane:stealth bomber
   
9. a spaceship
10. a ferrari F1 car...
11. a gun
    

thats all i can think of right now but there is more on the list...

now you tell me is it an impossible list...????

now that gives me an idea...why dont i tag all of you to do a list of your own...pls be a sport and next time i visit ur blog it better be there..

posted by alice @ 2:30 PM 8 comments

Babies...!!!...???????

what's up with people and babies...

i've had few friends of mine ask me ...' so when r u planning ur baby?'...what the f###???
i mean whats up with pppl expecting a baby from anyone who's married?????
WHY?????
i m tooo cute and too young to have one..ok i think i'll do a list why i shdnt have a baby:
1. too hot to be a mom
2. too young
3. too cute
4. too selfish
5. too impatient
6. too stupid/foolish
7. most of my goldfish died...
8. have difficulty feeding myself....forget about the baby..
9. too pampered myself...cant pamper anyone else..i m the only ' baby' of the house
10. i leave/forget my cellphone at weird..unimaginable places every single day..

so yeah thats why... but i still dont understand WHY do ppl ask me or expect me to create something...

....

P.S i still have people telling me that they cant belive i am married.. :) i knew its gona take some time to sink in...

update on married life:

AMAZING...life's never been better...
i've got a kid for a husband...i've got a man for a husband..i've got an angel for a husband...i've got the most patient man for a husband..i've got the most loving and lovable man for a husband...he's ....he's just AMAZING.

i've also been doing some shopping...i am going for a beach holiday in March to Singapore..Yippeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we also went to Neemrana Fort for a long weekend last week..it was really nice and relaxing holiday..

thats it...i think ....and yeah i miss apple a lot..........

posted by alice @ 11:18 PM 7 comments

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ALL

HAVE FUN AND ENJOY THIS DAY WITH YOUR VALENTINE...

posted by alice @ 2:15 PM 5 comments

hmmmmm...... :) :(

Life's great but work is crap…
Yep that’s what has been going on in the last 2 weeks…
Marrried life is awesome…great..its fun to have someone in your life you can look after and who looks after you. And its grt to have someone who belongs to u..and its grt to start ur own family…NO I m not planning a kid…I mean me and my hubby…WE are family now..
Its fun to cook brkfst …its fun to get brkfst in bed …its fun to eat dinner in the kitchen while you are cooking it. We had dosa last week and I cooked one and we shared it and then cooked another and another and another….it was fun…
Getting up early and getting outta bed is bad…coming to work is bad…work is good…but working is bad…
Ther's this bitch at work who's getting on my nerves now… hmmmm…
I think I'll change my job next by july this yr… anyone looking to hire a good awesome hard working girl?????
I m kidding…
I am very happy but this work thing is affecting me…and that’s not good… :(
Life's not all nice and rosy…married life sure is but not normal everyday life…

posted by alice @ 5:32 PM 3 comments

i m back as Mrs Hargreaves-Kapoor

so people whats up ?
hows it going?
whats new?

i m married now...i m a wifey :) and it feels great...
i m in the uk now to meet his family and for Xmas. Xmas was good...so many presents..and good food..i had a great day , it was perfect.

yesterdaty i went to a park and saw deers..it was awesome...they were sol close to me..and not in a cage but walking around me...it was awesome...and i alos saw a haunted castle ...and there was this ghost of a woman looking out of the window from a room,..it was scary but goooood.

so..hmmm...last few weeks have been...hmmm...busy but amazing...today is our two week anniversary...he wished me this morning :)
he is really nice to me...he thinks of me first...before doing anything...he makes sure i m eating...to make sure i m not cold...makes me wear a hat and scarf and warm clothes...he is alos very patient with me...which is awesome,.,coz i can be a bit difficult...

life is good...life is awesome...i m very very very happy..

and i've uploaded some pics on my other blog..check them out..

take care..

posted by alice @ 3:25 PM 12 comments